Do you want to be accountability partners?Ģ. If you know what Paul meant by “greet one another with a holy kiss?”ģ. I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to lookĤ. It’s obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kindaĥ. The word says “Give drink to those who are thirsty,Ħ. I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized Iħ. How about you be the salt, and I’ll be the light.ġ0. Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see youġ2. Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?ġ3. Call me Joshua, because I’m going to break down yourġ4. You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.ġ5. Baby, you’re just like water …Except Jesus turned youġ6. How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?ġ7. Hey girl, God commands us to be fruitful and multiply. Let me check your tag…Yep, just as I thought – Made InĢ0. Here I am, the answer to your prayers.Ģ1. Hey girl, whenever I read Proverb 31, I think about you.Ģ2. I’d make like Jacob and work seven years for you to beĢ3. I’m a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you’re a proverbs 31Ģ4. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?Ģ5. I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documentsĢ6. Hey girl, I can’t wait to see your body … of Christ.Ģ7. I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshuaīecause I’m going to break down your walls.Ģ8. You must be Egyptian because I’m a slave for you. Got enough bread and fish for two people.ģ0. Unfortunately I can’t perform miracles, and I’ve only I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see usģ1. Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today,ģ2. God was just showing off when he made you.ģ3. Hey girl, I’d give you my heart but I already gave it toģ5. God told me I can break my fast for you.ģ6. Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have inģ7. Hey girl, are you related to Abraham’s nephew? Because Iģ8. Is your name Faith? Because you’re the substance of Are you one of Job’s daughters? Because you’re twice asīeautiful as any other girl I’ve ever seen.Ĥ0. What’s your name and number so I can add you to myĤ1. When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.Ĥ2. Hey girl, reading Leviticus with you was so fun! Let’sĤ3. I feel like God’s telling me that you should go on aĤ5. Take seven digits for you to change mine.Ĥ7. It took God seven days to make the world but it’ll only If we were around with Noah … then you, me … pair!Ĥ8. As Christians, shouldn’t we honor all Scripture? Let’s The word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, andĥ0. Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?ĥ1. Want to practice speaking in tongues with me? Here’s myĥ2. How many times do I have to walk around you to make youĥ3. Doesn’t the Bible say to ‘greet one another with a holyĥ4. Itįeels the most biblical considering they came from one.ĥ5. On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. When I count my blessings, I make sure to count youĥ6. Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives …Because he neverĥ7. Do you need prayer? Because I’m certainly willing to lay Hey girl, are you familiar with Fordyce’s sermons?Ħ0. I’ll be sure to sit next to youĭuring the prayer so that we can hold hands.Ħ1. Would you touch me? So I can tell my friends I’ve beenĦ2. Are you religious? Because your prayers have just beenĦ3. God was just showing off when he made you.Ħ4. You must be Egyptian …Because I’m a slave for you.Ħ5. Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my ipod memory.Ħ7. How many times do I have to walk around you to make youįall for me? #69 – 60. Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it’s got to beħ0. Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I’ve only gotħ2.
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